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When you're torn between going to the gym & getting a Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit.
A struggle that true Texans will understand...
(Spicy ketchup not included.)
- Lightweight fabric keeps you cool during the heaviest lifts
- Flowy fit and modest crop for max style & comfort
- 65% polyester, 35% viscose
- Side seamed for long-lasting quality
- Flattering tailored sleeves (to flex the gun show!)
- 100% machine washable so you always look (and smell) fresh
- Printed in 'Murica for quality you can trust!
- Free Shipping + Easy AF No-Sweat Returns!
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