"Take it...Take it...This ass phat it ain't basic..." 🎵🎵🎵
Ladies...are you looking for the perfect fashion accessory to cover up your sweaty gym bun while you're building that dump truck of an ass, doing heavy glute extensions in the mirror while some creepy old guy is staring at you from the corner of the gym?
If so, grab your Signature Thiccness Hat today, and instantly block out those creepy gym vibes!
(Don't worry fellas...It's unisex! So you can rock this hat and show off your juicy dump truck too...)
100% premium chino cotton twill
Adjustable strap with antique buckle for the biggest heads