Let’s be real...Mournjaro isn’t just a weekly shot; it’s a one-way ticket to skinny on the Big Back Express. Slip into this shirt and remember the glory days when a late-night Quarter Pounder was your therapy. Now, you're sitting in your bathroom every Sunday night with a syringe, shootin' up that belly like Lindsay Lohan on skid row.
You’re not just losing weight—you’re losing that seatbelt extender too. Proud of you, champ.
- Made 100% cotton for year-round comfort that's softer than Drake's last album
- The classic fit is giving a comfy, relaxed look. Perfect for the gym or the drive-thru.
- The tear-away label means you can tear it away and discard it faster than your last situationship
- Made using 100% American cotton that is ethically grown and hand-picked by 3rd generation white plantation owners
- Free Shipping + Easy AF No-Sweat Returns!
🍆🍆 SIZE MATTERS! That's why we provide our detailed size guide so you get the perfect fit!