Let’s be real. Nothing says 'personal growth' like dating your personal trainer. This baby smells like commitment issues, sweaty yoga mats, and someone’s 'free consultation' turning into a Netflix and Chill. Burn it while you stretch out—just don’t forget to stretch those boundaries even further, queen...
Made with 100% natural soy wax and hand-poured into recycled Tostitos cheese jars by big backs on Ozempic
Infused with natural essential oils (and a hint of cocaine ❄️❄️)
Burns for 50-60 hours, longer than your last Hinge relationship! 👍
Pick from 9 luscious scents that’ll make your place smell better than a box of fresh Krispy Kremes!
