Nothing says ‘functional fitness’ like kettlebells and a cheesy Crunch Wrap Supreme baby. This shirt’s for those big backs that've ever walked into the gym with a Doritos Locos taco wrapper stuck to their shoe.
Throw this on, and let people know you’re out here swinging those big black balls like you're trying out for Brazzers. And while you might hate running, you’ll be sprinting to the toilet in the AM. It’s all about balance, baby—swing hard, eat hard, and fire up that bidet baby. It's going down...
- Made 100% cotton for year-round comfort that's softer than Drake's last album
- The classic fit is giving a comfy, relaxed look. Perfect for the gym or the drive-thru.
- The tear-away label means you can tear it away and discard it faster than your last situationship
- Made using 100% American cotton that is ethically grown and hand-picked by 3rd generation white plantation owners
- Free Shipping + Easy AF No-Sweat Returns!
🍆🍆 SIZE MATTERS! That's why we provide our detailed size guide so you get the perfect fit!