For the ones who turn the dumbbell area into a scavenger hunt: this candle’s here to set the record straight. A bold scent for those who can’t stop leaving dumbbells scattered on the floor like a crime scene. Like bitch, what's wrong with you? You got dumbbell Alzheimer's???
Made with 100% natural soy wax and hand-poured into recycled Tostitos cheese jars by big backs on Ozempic
Infused with natural essential oils (and a hint of cocaine ❄️❄️)
Burns for 50-60 hours, longer than your last Hinge relationship! 👍
Pick from 9 luscious scents that’ll make your place smell better than a box of fresh Krispy Kremes!
