Smells like PRs and poor life choices. Light this bad boy up and watch it do what Febreze can’t—erase the aftermath of every protein-packed meal that’s ever disrespected your airspace. It’s the perfect gift for that one friend who still doesn’t know what ‘lactose intolerance’ means. Take it easy on the cottage cheese bruh....
Made with 100% natural soy wax and hand-poured into recycled Tostitos cheese jars by big backs on Ozempic
Infused with natural essential oils (and a hint of cocaine ❄️❄️)
Burns for 50-60 hours, longer than your last Hinge relationship! 👍
Pick from 9 luscious scents that’ll make your place smell better than a box of fresh Krispy Kremes!
